Chapter - How This Ends
Section - Amusement
Table of Final Question Options (continued)
final question wording | only if victorious | topic | final response rule | final response activity |
-- | false | "aww" | aww rule | -- |
-- | false | "awww" | aww rule | -- |
-- | false | "awwww" | aww rule | -- |
-- | false | "awwwww" | aww rule | -- |
-- | false | "awwwwww" | aww rule | -- |
This is the aww rule:
if the number of animals in the West bank is the gift count:
say "The bear bristles at your accusation of cuteness.";
otherwise:
say "There, there."
Rule for amusing a victorious player:
say "Have you tried...[paragraph break]...eating anything yourself?[line break]...taking a recently fed bear across the river?[line break]...attacking the boat while you're in it?[line break]...intentionally drowning anything?[line break]...insisting on going somewhere you shouldn't?"